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Quidtionary: Fridge →
walklikeaghost:
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quidtionary:
A Fridge is a large, tall Quidditch player (usually, although not always, a Keeper) who acts both as an impenetrable brick wall and a giant freight train.
A Fridge may often be seen steamrolling the Quaffle down the pitch with tiny squirming Chasers dangling ineffectually from his/her limbs.
Coaches have been known to weep tears of happiness...
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Quidtionary: Fridge →
quidtionary:
A Fridge is a large, tall Quidditch player (usually, although not always, a Keeper) who acts both as an impenetrable brick wall and a giant freight train.
A Fridge may often be seen steamrolling the Quaffle down the pitch with tiny squirming Chasers dangling ineffectually from his/her limbs.
Coaches have been known to weep tears of happiness upon acquisition of a Fridge. Off the...
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Just found out there was Quidditch to be had in...
dramaturginreallife:
I’ve been in Queens watching TV all day. WHY DID I NOW KNOW ABOUT IT EARLIER? I COULD HAVE GOOOOOOONE.
It’s happening again next week! https://www.facebook.com/events/342752322421102/
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Quidditch > Sex
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They totally just talked about playing quidditch...
Phil: Claire, I'm tender under my arm!
Claire: Maybe Luke hit you with his broomstick when you guys were playing quidditch?
Phil: I'm way too fast, he never touched me.
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December 2011
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On the chest of a barmaid from Sale,
was tattooed all the prices of ale.
And...
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IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
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Badassilisks on NBC’s 1st Look! In case (for some obviously ridiculous reason) you didn’t see it on TV this weekend.
edit: The video was moved, this link has been updated. Muggles…