Quidtionary: Fridge →
A Fridge is a large, tall Quidditch player (usually, although not always, a Keeper) who acts both as an impenetrable brick wall and a giant freight train.
A Fridge may often be seen steamrolling the Quaffle down the pitch with tiny squirming Chasers dangling ineffectually from his/her limbs.
Coaches have been known to weep tears of happiness upon acquisition of a Fridge. Off the pitch, Fridges are giant teddy bears that also serve as cuddly full-body pillows for long bus rides to and from tournaments.
I believe I qualify as a “fridge.” People on my pick-up team yesterday were calling me a train, so I think it works. Plus my own team has dubbed me “the meteor” and I am never the first person to let go in a hug, so…
Do you also qualify as a cuddly full-body pillow?
Our longest tournament ride was in a van and I was between two guys and none of us really knew each other well. Now, however, I think they’d be all for it. And there were quite a few body-warmth huddles at the Word Cup that I was happy to be the center of, so I’ll say yes.
