"On the chest of a barmaid from Sale,
was tattooed all the prices of ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
was written the same list in braille."

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Drunk baking is fUN BAKING!

"‘No!’ he replied, firmly. ‘I didn’t do anything of the kind. I drank too much! Much too much! Lots and lots too much! And, what’s more, I’m going to do it again! I’m going to do it every night. If you ever see me sober, old top,’ he said, with a kind of holy exaltation, ‘tap me on the shoulder and say, “Tut! Tut!” and I’ll apologize and remedy the defect.’"

P. G. Wodehouse, ”Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest,” My Man Jeeves 

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Drinking whiskey on the rocks makes me feel like Don Draper.